you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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