Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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