hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
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Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
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It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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