where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
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The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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