Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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