kristin has been a bad kristin
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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