He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
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So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
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Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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