i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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