there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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