Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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