I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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