i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
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im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
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Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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