I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Nicole vs. Life
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
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he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
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I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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