I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
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Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
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Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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