dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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