remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
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I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
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Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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