fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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