Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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