these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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