we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
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At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
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Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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