Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
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can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
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I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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