Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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