The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
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Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
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Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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