whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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