Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
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I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
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Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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