I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
If I had your ass I would rule the world
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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