"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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