none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
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talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
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EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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