Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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