I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
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Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
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Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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