Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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