So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
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Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
My liver just had a heart attack.
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There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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