Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
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Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
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I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
not ubering you a puppy
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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