I think my fart just growled at me.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
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Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
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i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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