she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
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The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
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Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
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