used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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