Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
At least life still wants to fuck me.
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