wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
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Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
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I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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