You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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