His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
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I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
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someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
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