you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Randomize
