Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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