My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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