are you still at the devil's house?
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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