he puts the penis in happiness.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
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note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
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I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
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