your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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