Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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