don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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