I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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