Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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