And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
