does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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