Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
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If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
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He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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