She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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